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Publications I've ghostwritten for:
 

The Harvard Business Review, TechCrunch, Fast Company, Quartz, Wired, Adweek, AdAge, Recode, Forbes, VentureBeat, The New Stack, Compliance Week,  FierceHealthcare, WWD, Total Retail, Retail Touchpoints, Restaurant Dive, HR Director, and more...

 

clients i've written for: 

 

Enterprise/B2B — ServiceChannel, UKG, Lob, Incorta, Pico, Pendo, Digital Ocean, Raytheon, Thales, SambaNova Systems, New Relic, Cellebrite, Boomi, Nutanix, Notion

 

(Ad/Mar/Fin)tech — Facebook, Oath/AOL/Yahoo, Nativo, Persado, Expensify, Anthemis, Cognitiv

 

Consumer — Boxed, HowStuffWorks, Siegel+Gale, Hildegaard Life, Grand Central Terminal, Glowe Collective

 

agency, freelance, and other experience: 

 

Freelance WRiter, ghostwriter, brand strategist

Ask me about my grandfather's body shop in East LA. 

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meta/Facebook Business Messaging

Ask me about the $20k t-shirt.

 

Manual Labor

Don't ask me.

 

Bateman AgencY

Ask me about Carioca parking attendants.

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Mission North (fka Bateman Group)

Ask me about pandemic wandering.

 

LaunchSquad

Ask me about Cancun bartenders. 

 

TV Asahi America (Japanese TV news)

Ask me about the Russian ambassador to UN.

 

reputable education: 

 

Harvard University (AB Linguistics)

Ask me how I got in at 16. 
 

Japanese, Portuguese, Spanish

 

Judo 3rd degree black belt, BJJ Blue bElt, mma coach.

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